Stranger: "Would you like to sit?"
*stands up and gestures to seat
Me: "Oh! Erm... I just ate too much but sure! Thanks!"
*Sits, continues rubbing tummy and dreaming of that wonderful beef slices*
I'm so bloated but I sure wouldn't mind a couple more slices!
OPI I'm Not Really a Waitress,
2 coats + HK Girl TC